Record No.

000018

Classification

Family & Relationships

Subject

Parenting & Family

Format

Pun

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

My dad set the bar too high for me as a kid

Punchline

I had to use a ladder to reach the liquor

• #000177Why did the baby shoe feel so ashamed?
• #000364When my dad was on his deathbed, he said to me, "Son, I'm leaving my company to you. Try not to do something stupid with it like you always do!"
• #000376I called out to my daughter in her room and said I had an antique to show her.