DADABASE 2.1 — Public Comedic Records System
Records on File: 690 System Status: Operational

Joke Record

Record 329 of 690
Record No.
000364
Classification
Family & Relationships
Subject
Parenting & Family
Format
Story
Record Status
Approved for Public Release

Setup

When my dad was on his deathbed, he said to me, "Son, I'm leaving my company to you. Try not to do something stupid with it like you always do!"

Punchline

Even in his final hour, he was really givin' me the business.

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