Record No.

000177

Classification

Family & Relationships

Subject

Parenting & Family

Format

Q&A

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

Why did the baby shoe feel so ashamed?

Punchline

Because his dad was a "Loafer" and his mom was a "Sneaker"

• #000018My dad set the bar too high for me as a kid
• #000364When my dad was on his deathbed, he said to me, "Son, I'm leaving my company to you. Try not to do something stupid with it like you always do!"
• #000376I called out to my daughter in her room and said I had an antique to show her.