Record No.

000275

Classification

Family & Relationships

Subject

Parenting & Family

Format

Story

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

I had a real life one today!

Punchline

My 6yo kid asked me if I knew what a sword was. I said "sword of" and he giggled for like a minute straight. These are the moments we, dad's, live for.

• #000108My son threw his milk carton at me.
• #000018My dad set the bar too high for me as a kid
• #000076/r/dadjokes, I have a confession: I don't actually have kids. In fact, I think anyone who looks at me would be able to tell that I'm not a person who has a kid.