Record No.

000537

Classification

Family & Relationships

Subject

Parenting & Family

Format

Pun

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

I read my daughter Peter Pan recently and she asked if I wish I never grew up.

I thought about it for a moment, then asked her to pull my finger.

• #000376I called out to my daughter in her room and said I had an antique to show her.
• #000018My dad set the bar too high for me as a kid
• #000076/r/dadjokes, I have a confession: I don't actually have kids. In fact, I think anyone who looks at me would be able to tell that I'm not a person who has a kid.