Record No.

000332

Classification

Everyday Life

Subject

Everyday Observations

Format

Story

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

I saw my neighbour dumping a load of loose rubbish on the kerb yesterday

Punchline

I said "Oi, where's yer bin?" He says to me me "Oh I've bin on 'oliday" I says "No, where's yer wheelie bin?" He says "Alright I've wheelie bin in jail but I've bin tellin' people I was on 'oliday"

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