Record No.

000624

Classification

Family & Relationships

Subject

Marriage & Spouses

Format

Pun

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

I shaved my wife's head once

Punchline

She was so distressed.

• #000012My wife warned me about making frivolous purchases, but I bought a new Jacuzzi anyway.
• #000141My wife said I have an horrible sense of direction.
• #000143A date with my wife