Joke Record
- Record No.
- 000615
- Classification
- History, Politics & Religion
- Subject
- Crime, Police & Military
- Format
- Pun
- Record Status
- Approved for Public Release
Setup
I stepped on a cornflake and got arrested.
Punchline
Apparently I’m now a cereal killer.
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