DADABASE 2.1 — Public Comedic Records System
Records on File: 690 System Status: Operational

Joke Record

Record 666 of 690
Record No.
000744
Classification
Food & Drink
Subject
Fruit & Veg
Format
Pun
Record Status
Approved for Public Release

Setup

I wanted to be the first to share a joke about vegetables. Sadly, I was too slow.

Punchline

Looks like someone already beet me to it.

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