Record No.

000554

Classification

Edgy & Adult

Subject

Crude & Profanity

Format

Pun

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

I was admitted to the hospital today with 15 plastic toy horses inserted in my rectum.

Punchline

The doctor said my condition was stable.

• #000270The fund raising for the faecal awareness was very poor this year.
• #000055Why should you never trust a toilet?
• #000161My doctor diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation.