Record No.

000553

Classification

Family & Relationships

Subject

Parenting & Family

Format

Story

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

My son has an important meeting early tomorrow morning and he’s worried he’s going to be late. I told him to put his watch under his pillow before he goes to bed tonight

Punchline

He may still be late for the meeting , but at least he’ll wake up on time

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