Record No.

000534

Classification

Health & Body

Subject

Body & Fitness

Format

Pun

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

I was born with a 3rd hand attached directly to the outside of my shoulder muscle. I can’t be mad though.

Its the hand i was delt.

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