Record No.

000420

Classification

Food & Drink

Subject

Fruit & Veg

Format

Story

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

I was gardening the other day and my neighbor said I should put horse manure on your strawberries.

Punchline

I am not doing that again. I am sticking to whipped cream.

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