Record No.

000643

Classification

Family & Relationships

Subject

Marriage & Spouses

Format

Pun

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

My wife and I had an amicable divorce. We agreed to split everything we'd acquired during the marriage. But I kept the car I had from before we met.

Punchline

That was pre-us.

• #000141My wife said I have an horrible sense of direction.
• #000143A date with my wife
• #000012My wife warned me about making frivolous purchases, but I bought a new Jacuzzi anyway.