Record No.

000462

Classification

Family & Relationships

Subject

Marriage & Spouses

Format

One-liner

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

My wife gazed at me and bit her lip seductively.

Punchline

Unfortunately it was her top lip so she just looked like a piranha.

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• #000143A date with my wife