Record No.

000449

Classification

Family & Relationships

Subject

Marriage & Spouses

Format

Pun

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

My wife gets angry when I hide kitchen utensils.

But it is a whisk I'm willing to take.

• #000143A date with my wife
• #000012My wife warned me about making frivolous purchases, but I bought a new Jacuzzi anyway.
• #000141My wife said I have an horrible sense of direction.