Record No.

000587

Classification

Food & Drink

Subject

Fruit & Veg

Format

Pun

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

My Wife gets mad at my pickle puns

Punchline

I don’t get the Big dill

• #000107Who rules the city of condiments?
• #000375My wife threw a dinner party and one of the guests noticed the garden and asked if the herbs were fresh.
• #000095I've lived my entire life being absolutely positive that I'd never receive a phone call from a vegetable. Then, BOOM