Record No.

000375

Classification

Food & Drink

Subject

Fruit & Veg

Format

Pun

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

My wife threw a dinner party and one of the guests noticed the garden and asked if the herbs were fresh.

Punchline

I said, “mint condition”. Complete silence ensued.

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