Record No.

000369

Classification

Family & Relationships

Subject

Marriage & Spouses

Format

Pun

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

My wife keeps complaining about how she looks in the mirror.

Punchline

If you ask me, it reflects poorly on her.

• #000012My wife warned me about making frivolous purchases, but I bought a new Jacuzzi anyway.
• #000141My wife said I have an horrible sense of direction.
• #000143A date with my wife