Record No.

000248

Classification

Edgy & Adult

Subject

Sexual & Innuendo

Format

Story

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

Two married buddies were out drinking one night

Punchline

when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever I come home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway; I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house; I sneak up the stairs; I get undressed in the bathroom and I ease into bed, and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!” His buddy looks at him and says, “Well, you’re obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife’s ass and say, ‘How about a blow job?’ and she’s always sound asleep.”

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