Record No.

000247

Classification

Edgy & Adult

Subject

Dark Humor

Format

Pun

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

I just came back from my coworker’s funeral, who died when he was hit on the head by a tennis ball…

Punchline

…it was a lovely service.

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