Joke Record
- Record No.
- 000448
- Classification
- Food & Drink
- Subject
- Fruit & Veg
- Format
- Q&A
- Record Status
- Approved for Public Release
Why will there never be a diplomatic solution to end the Great Legume War?
It's impossible to have peas talk.
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