Record No.

000515

Classification

Health & Body

Subject

Doctors & Hospitals

Format

Pun

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

I saw an audiologist today, but I think I'll get a second opinion...

Punchline

Why on earth would I need Heron Eggs?

• #000052I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean?
• #000011I'm never donating blood again. They ask so many questions
• #000022My parents said that I only seemed to get sick on weekdays.