Record No.

000202

Classification

Health & Body

Subject

Doctors & Hospitals

Format

Pun

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

My wife threw some omega 3 capsules at me this morning.

Punchline

I'm okay. I only have super fish oil injuries.

• #000022My parents said that I only seemed to get sick on weekdays.
• #000052I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean?
• #000011I'm never donating blood again. They ask so many questions