DADABASE 2.1 — Public Comedic Records System
Records on File: 690 System Status: Operational

Joke Record

Record 476 of 690
Record No.
000527
Classification
Health & Body
Subject
Doctors & Hospitals
Format
Pun
Record Status
Approved for Public Release

Setup

Sad news, the inventor of the throat lozenge has died.

Punchline

His last request was that there be no coffin at his funeral.

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