DADABASE 2.1 — Public Comedic Records System
Records on File: 690 System Status: Operational

Joke Record

Record 477 of 690
Record No.
000528
Classification
Health & Body
Subject
Doctors & Hospitals
Format
One-liner
Record Status
Approved for Public Release

Setup

The doctor said my body has ran out of magnesium

Punchline

Me: 0mg

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