Record No.

000669

Classification

Family & Relationships

Subject

Parenting & Family

Format

Story

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

Went to my kids school orientation today

Punchline

A young boy was running away from his family and they yelled “slow down, Walker!”. I responded “more like Runner, am I right?!”. My wife was not amused.

• #000018My dad set the bar too high for me as a kid
• #000076/r/dadjokes, I have a confession: I don't actually have kids. In fact, I think anyone who looks at me would be able to tell that I'm not a person who has a kid.
• #000108My son threw his milk carton at me.