Record No.

000376

Classification

Family & Relationships

Subject

Parenting & Family

Format

Story

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

I called out to my daughter in her room and said I had an antique to show her.

Punchline

She called out, "If I open the door, am I just going to see you?" Ouch. Damn. (She said that's the kind of joke I'd pull, and she's probably right. I'd found a 3.5" floppy disk I wanted to show her.)

• #000177Why did the baby shoe feel so ashamed?
• #000364When my dad was on his deathbed, he said to me, "Son, I'm leaving my company to you. Try not to do something stupid with it like you always do!"
• #000018My dad set the bar too high for me as a kid